hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot)

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: pepprstark)

I really hate sleeping without you.
― six word story #6 (via n4ughty-y)

(Source: n4ughty-y)

baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

(Source: baracknobama)

oustings:

horny
h o r n y
h  o  r  n  y
h   o   r   n   y
h    o    r    n    y
h     o     r     n     y
h      o      r      n      y
h       o       r       n       y
h        o        r        n        y
h         o         r         n         y
h          o          r          n          y
h           o           r           n           y
h            o            r            n            y
h             o             r             n             y
h              o              r              n              y
h               o               r               n               y

funnun:

11:11 i wish i was a dog

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Anonymous: So I'm going to a Halloween party and this guy I like is gonna be there. So should I dress up as a nun cus I got that costume and its hilarious, or should I look sexy with a super tight dress and go as a cat?????

Show me both and I’ll tell you which one’s hotter, submit them to me x

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3)

sorrynotsorry