sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: nataliaxromanov)

  • me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke
  • Anonymous: You keep complaining that you've been so busy yet you're always on tumblr posting shit. lol get a life, loser.

    deepbits:

    Don’t act like you know everything about my life - because you don’t. I’ve been busy working to make sure my family has food on the table and a roof over their head.

    Every week, I just schedule thousands of posts to be posted every few minutes using Queue+.It lets me keep my blog active (and helps me gain followers without being online all the time.)

    So before you guy making assumptions about my life, g et your facts straight. Maybe you’re the one that should get a life instead of sending anon hate on tumblr. :/

    Get in the shower if it all goes wrong
    ― the 1975 (via dyslecix)

    (Source: baebly)

    If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her
    ― (via massiv3)

    (Source: gold-kushkloudz)

    lion-eyes03:

    IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

    sorrynotsorry